Who Is The Bigger Dork? You Decide.

Who is the bigger dork? James or Temaire'? I have MANY stories that could swing the vote in either direction, however, I am going to stick to the following two. Please, I really want to know.

Temaire's story:

I float. I can not sink to the bottom of a pool. If I put my legs straight down and let go of the side they bob right up to the top. Right along side my head. James and I were at the Navy base swimming and he decided to see if a 10lb swimming brick would make me sink. If I sunk James told me to try and walk across the bottom of the pool. It took a bit of time, but I made it down to the bottom. I started to walk, made it a few steps, needed some air and I opened up my mouth and took a deep breath. Problem was, there was not air under water! I dropped the brick and went shooting back up to the top coughing and sputtering all over the place. James was in hysterics. You might wondering at my lack of common sense. Keep in mind that when I walk I am usually able to breath and it was just a habit!

James' story:

James was at work doing a double shift. It was a little bit after 2:00 a.m. He was taking the quads to the gas station to fill them up when he was stopped by a train. He put the car in park to wait. There were also two cars behind him. The next thing he knows he is waking up and there is no train, no cars behind him. Nothing. Well, he was still there so there was something! He figures he was asleep for about 30 minutes!

So, you decided. Who is the bigger dork?